Saturday, December 27, 2008

modern uses for phone books

1. phillip seymour hoffman in happiness masturbating to randomly called women selected from the phone book.

2. testing your strength by ripping the phone book in half. as they become more obsolete and less used, therefore skinnier due to less advertising, this will become easier.

3. furniture

4. child seat

any more ideas?

2 comments:

usedUNIVERSE said...

build houses with them?

emily said...

since we get 4 of these, i've actually fashioned them into a high-chair for the cat.